Lunatics in Charge of the Asylum

Empirical evidence shows that when you force the sane to live among the insane, the group will inevitably veer toward insanity over time. Extrapolate those findings across all of society and suddenly it makes sense that those of us who don't believe in an omnipotent, invisible being, who is bothered by a single human being's diet or sexual preference, actually find ourselves in the minority.

Know What I'm Sayin?

If you form a lucid thought and communicate it using words you didnt make up as part of a coherent and complete sentence, maybe you wouldnt have to follow every sentence with, "know what im sayin?" Know what im sayin?

Evolution

Those who don't believe in evolution, simply havent evolved.

Oprah

Will someone please tell Oprah she didnt come up with the concept of the "Aha moment", its just those with a decent command of the English language have been referring to it as an "epiphany".