Lunatics in Charge of the Asylum

Empirical evidence shows that when you force the sane to live among the insane, the group will inevitably veer toward insanity over time. Extrapolate those findings across all of society and suddenly it makes sense that those of us who don't believe in an omnipotent, invisible being, who is bothered by a single human being's diet or sexual preference, actually find ourselves in the minority.